Love this sentiment.
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Creativity is in the air today! But not for you! Your “Goo-based Automobile Alternative“ is an objectively horrid idea. Honestly the stars and I are impressed.
Taurus: You can want things in a normal and measured way. Not every desire has to transcend death itself. You keep wanting things so hard it makes autonomous energy ghosts and the neighbors are complaining.
Gemini: Now is not the time for excess. Trim the fat, cut out the bullshit. Leave toxic people behind. Yes we are talking about the riddle master.
Cancer: You won’t know a good time until you’ve dredged a lake. Either it will suck and you’ll appreciate the good times better, or it wont suck and you’ll have a good time. Philosophers call this dialectics, now go dredge that lake.
Leo: Failure is a learning experience, but that doesn’t mean its fun or cheap.
Virgo: The priest doesn’t care how nicely you ask they will not let you ring the church bells. The stars agree its bullshit.
Libra: Remember ghosts are stuck in the clothes they’re wearing when they die. If death is a possibility, ensure you look as fierce and fashionable as possible.
Scorpio: The stars say you’re going to end up in a third witch cauldron this week. Yeah, different witch too. The stars are worried this is becoming a pattern.
Ophiuchus: Don’t judge based on appearances! What you may at first believe to be a nectar sodden flower may in fact be the jaws of a dastardly carnivorous plant.
Sagittarius: Have pride in your natural creativity. Your chariot is cool and useful and efficient no matter what those indo-iranian weirdos say.
Capricorn: Your natural ambition will help you as you petition the city government for the establishment of designated “Vibe Zones“
Aquarius: Remember, if your emotional debts remain unpaid the psychic repo men will come to repossess your ability to experience fear.
Pisces: Luck favors the prepared. People will stop laughing at the giant mirror you carry everywhere when they get eradicated by beam attacks.
Horror Icons Unmasked
Here are the actors who played some of our favorite horror film icons. (Feel free to add-on to the post)
1) Nick Castle played Mike Myers in Halloween when the mask was on and Tony Moran played him at the end when the mask was removed.
2) Andrew Bryniarski played the masked Leatherface in the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
3) Brian Van Holt played Vincent in House of Wax.
4) Robert Englund played Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare on Elm Street.
5) Jonathan Breck played the Creepy in the ‘Jeepers Creepers’ movies.
6) Tim Curry of course was Pennywise from It.
7) Craig Olejnik played The Torn Prince in Thir13een Ghosts.
8) Kip Weeks played the main masked attacker from the movie The Strangers.
9) Even though there were numerous people that ended up being the killer in the Scream films, the two main men who were behind the mask were Dane Farwell (right) and Roger Jackson who also did the creepy voice.
10) Pyramid Head from Silent Hill was played by Roberto Campanella who also choreographed the movements of the nurses, the grey children and the rest of the monsters.
